Crystal Harris, you've messed with the octogenarian.
That's the message Jayde Nicole has sent to Hugh Hefner's former fiancee, after Harris humiliated the Playboy founder by telling the world he only lasts for two seconds in bed.
"Hef doesn't usually react to things so it must have been really bad for him to take to Twitter in attack mode," Nicole told E! News. "You don't want to pick a fight with Hef, he's not someone you want to go up against."
Harris has since apologized (which Jayde says was "definitely smart to do"), and Hefner has seemingly moved on with a couple new girlfriends. But you never know how the old man might seek revenge.
He could drop his pants at any time and scar you for life.