Don't pity Hugh Hefner, folks.
Granted, the 85-year old didn't exactly make Crystal Harris scream during their time together. But the Playboy founder says his ex-fiancee is the one who needs your sympathy, following a revealing interview with Howard Stern in which Harris slammed Hef's stamina.
"I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost," Hef Tweeted last night.
What happened to true love into true acrimony?
Hefner added that he did fall for Harris, but he now believes she misled him: "Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie."
But the senior citizen is doing just fine, thanks. He's thankful for the new lovely ladies by his side, writing: "I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."
In fact, Hef Tweeted that he defeated these Playmates at Dominoes last night. It's nice to see he can still come out on top in some areas, even when he can't make others come out on top in other... nevermind.