We know effing Snooki will get it on with anything that moves.
Apparently she'll also make advances on things that do not.
The drunk Jersey Shore star did her thing in Seaside Heights on Saturday, sloppily grinding on a standing, decorative plant like it was Jionni LaValle.
Check out the thoroughly amazing display below. This isn't Snook's first romantic encounter with an inanimate object, nor will it be the last ...