The Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Look-We're-Really-In-Love-And-Not-Out-For-Publicity-Publicity Tour stopped by Father Albert this week.
Yes, that's really a show.
In an interview with host Albert Cutie, the 51-year old actor agrees with his 16-year old wife: a higher power brought them together.
"God connects us," Hutchison says. "When you meet that someone you love, there's something inside that's leading you towards that person."
During the conversation, Stodden once again claims she was a virgin prior to her wedding night and adds that Hutchison is her fantasy come true. After all, the guy is an actor!
"He's my acting coach. I have a built- in acting coach! How many girls [would want that]? That's their dream, and I fell in love with my dream."Women have taken to calling Courtney a "slut," to which she has an unusual response:
"It's kind of funny because if a woman doesn't call me that when I walk by, I think I need to go home and redo my hair because I don't look as good as I did when they call me that."
So, to summarize: Stodden admits her dreams came true because she married an actor and also says she attempts to look slutty on a daily basis.
Pssst, Kim Kardashian. You need to give this woman tips on how to market herself without making it so obvious that she's marketing herself.