Regarding the latest allegations made by former bodyguard Fernando Flores, who is suing her for sexual harassment, Britney Spears has this to say:
The guy lies.
Flores, who says he used to see Britney Spears nude and parading around the house, coming onto him and so on, has come out with even more dirt on her.
Dirt in the literal sense, almost. He says she rarely bathes.
He now claims Brit was on drugs, farted incessantly, and hardly showered during the time he was in her employ, a relatively short stretch of 2010.
Flores' claims mostly stem from B's overtly sexual behavior, but he says she uses methamphetamines, farts a lot, picks her nose and has terrible hygiene.
The latter three we can sort of see, but who cares. And methamphetamines? Really, Fernando? Don't expect his court case against Brit to get anywhere.
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