True Blood Season 4 Premiere: Fangtastic or a Flop?
by Hilton Hater at .True Blood returned for its fourth season last night, introducing a number of new storylines to viewers. To wit:
Bill is the King of Louisiana, Eric is a new home owner, Jason is stuck in an icebox, Arlene is worried about her baby, Lafayette is mixed up with witches and time moves slower in fairy land than it does on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Humans also don't need to fear vampires, as Eric explained humorously in this PSA:
What did you think of the premiere?
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