The World According to Paris: A Hypocrite in Quotes

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On Tuesday evening, Paris Hilton took hypocrisy to a whole new level, whining about the very sex tape that has made her famous.

Then, Oxygen premiered The World According to Paris last night and we were proven wrong: this heiress can sink even lower. Through a series of self-serving, obnoxious, contradictory quotes, Hilton may have given us an honest look at herself.

But she simply proved to be a shallow, disrespectful, ignorant person in the process. To wit:

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On why she is so mean to Kristen, the assistant of Brooke Mueller: "Some people just give me this weird vibe and she did that."

On the past porn-writing career of her new assistant: "What you do is something that really hurt me in my life, you know, something that someone did to me and made me famous in the process."

On her persona, spoken in narration while we see her dancing at a club: "I'm known as a party girl, and I'm really trying to change my image."

On her sentence for drug possession: "Because of a little incident in Las Vegas last year, I have to do 200 hours of community service and it really sucks balls."

On a stalker: "It's not my fault if people are still obsessed with me!"

Don't worry, Paris. Anyone watched this nonsense last night will definitely leave you alone in the future.

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All you haters are right on target with Paris. No arguement here. She really is a worthless sack of shit. All that aside, however, I would totally fuck that skinny bag of bones 10 way to Sunday and then lay a big warm rail of man-goo across her sassy little gullet. To that end, any guy on this website who claims they wouldn't fuck Paris would probably prefer to eat a heaping stack of grimy dicks just to lick a guy's hairy butthole. That, my friends, is what is commonly referred to as a homosexual.


For real, who cares? She's just another dumb spoiled blonde bitch who's reputation, reputably, is built on partying and drinking and being super rich. She is beyond recognition and I think, if we just leave her alone, she'll wilt and die just like all the other stinkweed of Hollywood. :|


Just tell me why we are still allowing her in the news? She isn't newsworthy! "Paris, get a job, a real job like we all have to. See if you can survive on the money you get from a 9-5 job." Can someone tell me what her talent is to deserve the headlines? She and the Kardashians should all be made to live like the rest of us and see how far they go. UGH


Whos falut is it? she does what she does and gets lots of money, all the other suckers pay and she still gets more... shut up and dont buy and that is all!


Oh WHATEVER. She pulls profits from that sex tape every single time someone faps to it. Also, there are people serving 5+ years for smoking weed in thier homes, but she gets busted with CRACK on several occasions and b*tches about community service?? I. Hate. That. Bitch.


This girl needs a "reality" check.


She deserves to lose all her money and get a real job like the rest of us. Porn star and All Round Self Absorbed Spoiled Brat are not "career" paths.

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
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Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]