The World According to Paris: A Hypocrite in Quotes

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On Tuesday evening, Paris Hilton took hypocrisy to a whole new level, whining about the very sex tape that has made her famous.

Then, Oxygen premiered The World According to Paris last night and we were proven wrong: this heiress can sink even lower. Through a series of self-serving, obnoxious, contradictory quotes, Hilton may have given us an honest look at herself.

But she simply proved to be a shallow, disrespectful, ignorant person in the process. To wit:

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On why she is so mean to Kristen, the assistant of Brooke Mueller: "Some people just give me this weird vibe and she did that."

On the past porn-writing career of her new assistant: "What you do is something that really hurt me in my life, you know, something that someone did to me and made me famous in the process."

On her persona, spoken in narration while we see her dancing at a club: "I'm known as a party girl, and I'm really trying to change my image."

On her sentence for drug possession: "Because of a little incident in Las Vegas last year, I have to do 200 hours of community service and it really sucks balls."

On a stalker: "It's not my fault if people are still obsessed with me!"

Don't worry, Paris. Anyone watched this nonsense last night will definitely leave you alone in the future.


Why can't she just .... GET LOST!!!!! Who cares about a rich spoiled talent-LESS bleached blonde immature bimbo who is so full of HERSELF!! What a WASTE!!!!


@Diaper Sweat- Any guy that comes on to a forum/blog to stictly announce, that he wants to screw Paris, in detail or any other female, such as you did, is not only disgusting but shows how immature and pathetically desperate you truly are.. Not to mention, uneducated. It's guys like you that give real men a bad rap. You are one gross, sick individual, dude!!!


i wish she and kim became friends again, got drunk and accidentally drove off a steep cliff together. leave my fucking tv alone you shallow, dimwitted cunts!


paris hilton vs gwyneth paltrow: who's 'sicker'


"The World According to Paris: A *Hypocrite* in Quotes" Talk about unbiased media.


I hate to break it to Paris, but her sense of self absorbing importance is simply overrated. She should refrain from giving interviews. She should pay someone to speak on her behalf. Talking about herself is just about as bright as a dimwitted lightbulb!!

Diaper sweat

@ Diablo1 - You're overthinking it all, dude. I came here to simply announce that I'd like to bang her and dump a load on her face. All the other bullshit you're talking about is purely fluff.


The show was amazing and while all u haters are ragging on her on what a dumb blonde she is... she is happily going to the bank with a wagon... don't hate unless of course you are sickly jealous of her. I think she is a genius!!
Let me ask you a question? if she isn't all that why are you here following her? hate or love her you are still contributing to her ratings and making her very rich plus she NEVER reads this ignorant crap you haters write she has better things to do like make tons of "MONEY" lol


No, that's not what a homosexual is. You have accurately described a sexually obsessed deviant (whichever persuasion). Quite the autobiography, indeed.


i loved her show last night i think she knows what shes doing trust me she is not the one who needs the reality check

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]