The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Psychic Readings and Camel Woes

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The Real Housewives of New York City are still on their Moroccan adventure and needless to say, the fireworks haven't stopped.

Find out who made up and who simply gave up in THG's +/- recap!

We open the episode right where we left off last week as the psychic tells Ramona that there is another woman after her husband. Suddenly everyone is speculating whether Mario is cheating on Ramona.

You R So Lucky!

Kelly and Luann are tripping over one another to get the translation correct. They get a Plus 5 for trying to take their jobs seriously but Deduct 3 because their bickering over interpretation made things even more confusing.

Sonja bursts into tears. She does a lot of that this week. Maybe she's flashing on the fact that her husband left her. Maybe she just feels that badly for her good friend Ramona but I'm handing her a Minus 5 because in the end Ramona ended up consoling her. Shouldn't that have been the other way around?

Jill quickly gossips with the crowd that she's heard that Mario's been fooling around. Ooh, that's a Negative 5 on the friend meter.

Ramona's reaction is all over the place. First she laments that she does too much for Mario. Then she says that woman are always throwing themselves at him, as if that's any excuse. 

Suddenly Ramona is accusing Luann of hitting on her husband. How long has she been stewing about that one? Finally she ends up telling Sonja that her marriage is great and she has nothing to worry about. We'll see if that holds true when she gets back to New York.

In the end folks, it's a psychic. There are no pictures, video, or mistresses to confront. Psychic readings are suppose to be fun and this one certainly added some spice to a boring party so Plus 10 for keeping things interesting.

Camel Woe

The next day the women head on an outing into town and end up arguing over who sits where on the van. Seriously? This is the best we can do?

Luann asks Sonja to save her seat and Cindy takes this as some sort of snub. If it weren't so ridiculous it'd just be boring. Wait, it was boring. Minus 8.

And if Sonja is so damn concerned about her safety perhaps she shouldn't carry around a giant open purse in an crowded market. Jill's fanny pack certainly isn't the height of fashion but I'll give her a Plus 3 for making some sense.

Who has camel paranoia? Well, after Luann nearly got bucked off of hers Sonja didn't look quite so silly any more.

What was up with Sonja this week. She was nervous, edgy, or crying. Honestly, this is suppose to be a fun trip. Minus 5 for bringing everyone down.

Cindy just can't handle the bickering amongst the ladies. "These women are crazy." No kidding. Didn't you watch this show before you joined the cast? Is this really a surprise to you?

Sonja and Cindy earn a Plus 10 for having an actual adult conversation and agreeing to start over. You surprise me ladies. I never thought I'd see the day.

Talkin' 'Bout Feelings

Unfortunately, Jill and Ramona earn a Negative 15 when they attempt to reconcile. Neither one of them can realize that when you have a talk with someone, you also have to listen.

Ramona feels Jill is being too negative. Jill feels Ramona doesn't hear her. They both have their points to make. They've hurt one another over and over again and that's not going away in one conversation and surely not a conversation where neither one them is willing to shut up and listen.

Can this friendship be mended? It certainly didn't happen tonight. Maybe one more week in Morocco can help. I doubt it but stranger things have happened. Just look and Sonja and Cindy.

EPISODE TOTAL: -13! SEASON TOTAL: +40! Better luck next week ladies.

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