Teresa Giudice: Pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?

Teresa Giudice is not pregnant.

We know what the latest In Touch Weekly screams; we also know what the cover of an issue of OK! said earlier this month about Kim Kardashian. Remember how that rumor turned out?

Between a feud with sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, an impending lawsuit and her general lack of talent, Teresa has enough to worry about without tabloids conjuring up allegations of...

... whoa! Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux might get engaged?!?