Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Ordered to Appear in Court Today

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Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month, according to reports, and will appear in L.A. County Superior Court today to face the music.

The Probation Department reportedly wants her in jail, and will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in the clink.

Guess "sentencing" her to do time in a beachfront condo didn't work out.

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TMZ says Lindsay was tested twice last week, with one test coming back positive for alcohol and the other negative. She tested negative for drugs on both.

One of the tests was administered after her rooftop party.

Members of the D.A.'s office, which is handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga, will appear today to drop the hammer on Lohan.

The L.A. City Attorney is handling Lohan's necklace theft case, which she pleaded no contest to. The "jail" time she's doing at home is for violating probation.

The Probation Department is livid after officials tried to force Lohan to take two tests in May, only to be rebuffed by Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, who refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation.

Only it was. Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed.

Probation officials are also steamed that Lindsay is throwing parties at her house while under house arrest. We can understand the frustration there.

This is such a ridiculous story from beginning to end, but even more so after you read these bull$h!t Lindsay Lohan quotes from YESTERDAY.

Dust off the orange jumpsuit, sweetheart.

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What really chaps my a$$ is that she made more money staying at home on house arrest than we will make in our life time.

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Come on, you know she won't get any jail time. The girl can get away with anything. She is a joke at this point, noboody will ever take her seriously again

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Just lock her up for 2 years. Really, who cares about her.

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Like no one knows this shit! Everyone is so over this pathetic grl..péace out !

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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