This is klassic Kardashian.
Hours after the world was exposed to Khloe Kardashian's nipple on a visit to Fox News, the professional celebrity apologized for the incident... while going out of her way to call attention to it.
Nothing say "I'm sorry about a nipple slip" like an enormous photo of said nipple slip.
First, Khloe posted a giant close-up of her private part on her blog.
She then gave the most quarter-hearted apology in history, writing:I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
On a more serious note though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry. It truly was an accident, but I would be lying if I said I thought this was a big deal. I love how free European women are when it comes to nudity - they embrace their bodies and are proud of what God gave them. I love that mindset and way of life, which is why I am not embarrassed about what happened this morning. We ALL have nipples!
Did Khloe have to apologize if this was truly an accident? Of course not.
But if you're claiming to care about those you "offended," Khloe, perhaps you shouldn't draw their attention to the offending item in question.