We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.
But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?
All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.
Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?The siblings then banded together to teach mother Kris Jenner a lesson. They believed she was focusing more on the family business than the family itself, the irony lost on Khloe and Kourtney that they were bringing this fact up in front on a reality TV show that was paying the family millions.
Note to my mother: you can make me $65 million any year. I promise not to get mad at you for it.
Kourtney then had a grand idea for Kardashian bonding: game night! There was only one problem: no one aside from Bruce showed up. Didn't everyone else read their scripts? Where were they?!?
Kim was in NYC with Kris, finally causing the girls to realize how serious the relationship had become. This was especially troubling for Khloe because she gets so close to Kim's array of men. Heck, she still had photos of Miles Austin in her bedroom, which wasn't creepy at all!
Fortunately, all turned out fine in the end. Kris organized a family dinner, Kim took a hilarious fall in four-inch heels during it, the family toasted to its good (HUGE!) fortune and viewers settled in for a season's worth of pretend drama and staged arguments.