Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Real Butts, Fake Name Changes

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

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Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

PLUS 8 more to Khloe, who was on fire this week. She referred to her sister's ass as "iconic," she performed a "squish test" between Kim's rear end and Kourtney fake boobs. These sisters touch each other so often, you'd think Ray J was constantly on hand with a camera.

MINUS 3, though, for the siblings' ignorance: why should viewers believe what a doctor says when everything else on this show is entirely scripted?

Kris Jenner wants to change her last name to make it consistent with the "brand." PLUS 2 for honesty, but MINUS 15 for hurting Bruce Jenner's feelings. Hasn't this guy been through enough with that botched plastic surgery?

A record MINUS 47, meanwhile, because Kris actually uttered these words: "It's like the Kennedys. Everybody knows the Kennedys." Yes, she compared to the Kardashians to the Kennedys. We kept waiting for her to laugh. She never did.

Khloe finished off her best episode to date, fortunately, by talking some sense into her selfish mother. PLUS 10 for convincing Kris that maybe she ought to be loyal to her husband of 20 years and then PLUS 5 more for Kris actually hanging a photo of Bruce in the hallway. It only took two decades.

EPISODE TOTAL: -32. SEASON TOTAL: -38

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I HATE fucken Kris she uses her DAUGHTERS for FAME! and MONEY! she tries to be young when BITCH is old already! KIM did the Sex TAPE and released it she just saying someone released when the real STORY she did it for FAME! to be HONEST how is KIM FAMOUS? just making porn? Kim and Kris try to be so Perfect!

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in as much as i dnt like them, thy arent dat bad. I would say, they expose their bodies 4 atention, fame.. Thanks to their kris mother!

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KRIS JENNER BT KADARSHIAN TO B IS A NYC MAM BT NT RILLY GOOD WYF ESO TO BRUCEE.TS BIN SO UONFAIR TO HIM IN THAT HOUSE.HIZ FEELINGS KAM LAST.I HOOOPE HL DUMP HER FOR AHOT BRAZILIAN MODEL EN WL GET TO C WHOSE HEAD SHEL STEP ON!!BT KHLOE Z THE MATURIST O ALL I KOL HER THE KADARSHIAN GUIDING LYT.....THINK KYMZ BUTT Z REAL..TSA A BIG ASS FAMILY EVN ROB GOT THE TAIL FEATHR!!!KENDELL EN KYLIE U KAN GROW UP INTO A MUMMY LYK UO MOOMY BT BEING A WYFFY LYK IO MUUMY WL B ONE HUGE MISTEK!

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Kris Jenner does not deserve Bruce if she feels that way. I was so furious when the man got his stuff moved to the garage then he gets an allowance what a BANCHA. He is so down to earth even tho he needs to let her know he is the man. The thing with the Scott n kourt's .key whats next you gonna inseminate them. Lady start pleasin your man for ya lose him.

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her butt is not real ya'll no dat cuz in her early years she didn't had know big butt if she did we would believe it.Even she been with ray j no big butt we wouldn't know she was if she didn't did a sex tape with him. Even the doctors say she had her ass done even jenifer lopez it don't need to lie but of course u go lie. u might not have implants but u get unjections.

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Kris Jenner is the filthiest dirtiest gold digging wh0re out of all the Whoredashian/Jenner clan. I feel sorry for her youngest 2 as soon as they turn 18 Kris will film them having sex with black men and sell it to the highest bidder. Bruce Jenner will do nothing as he is a no balls coward and secretly loves the attention. btw what charity work do they do - the only time I have seen them pretend to do good is when a camera is rolling!

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Kris Jenner is a fame whore. I can NOT believe she would even consider changing her name. Bruce does need to get some balls and what about her minor children that share that name???? Are you kidding me??? And also this crap about having house keys???? You don't just let yourself in when you know damn well they are home. That key is meant for emergencies. And the way she shows up screaming about something when she was told that the baby was asleep. What grandmother does that???? Kris you need to worry about your minor children and the lives they are going to be living and leave the grown children alone. Quit living off the name. God bless Robert, but remember you divorced the man.

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Your math is wrong. 8+8-3+2-15-47+10+5 = -32 =
(16) - (16) - (47) + (15) = -32 =
(0) - (32) = -32

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Research a few Kim k pics and u can plainly see that women has had plenty work done. Brazilian butt lift, liposuction, fillers, botox, breast implants and brow lift. Hair extensions, fake eyelashes and mounds of stage makeup make her hardly real at all. Imo she looked way better in her sextape days...

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