She IS topless---you perverts just can't see her boobies, that's all.

That is not a topless picture. Maybe for the photographer and the rest of the people on the shoot. Covering your nipples with your hands is the same as... covering your nipples. But Jen is just so FREAKIN HOT!!

This picture is conclusive proof that Brad Pitt really is a dumb ass.

What the heck was Brad thinkin leaving her for the Angelina??? This makes me want to buy Smartwater and I'm not even into girls!!

I heard her gushing in an interview about how she was SO eco-friendly that she only took 3 minute showers and that she cares about the environment so much. And she sells bottled water? Bottled water is REALLY bad for the environment. It's the #1 landfill polluter. It uses up a lot of energy to produce, and the water isn't even regulated like tap water. Sorry, but she's a hypocrite to say she cares about the environment and then takes big bucks for polluting it. These Hollywood types are always saying one thing and doing another. Reminds me of Paris Hilton with her "I do lots of charity" statements, and it turns out she hasn't done any charity at all.