Oh heidi, Do you own a mirror, Too much girl!!!

Who's Heidi Montag anyway? Never heard of her.

Has anyone gone to the Rose Bowl Flea market lately? You can see a whole mess of these airhead bimbo's walking around like human toothpicks! NO ONE THERE CAN BELIEVE IT! Imagine caring this much about what others think of you? Nut Cases!

How could any one work out 14 hours a day?

By the time she finally wakes up, it'll be way too late and over with...