Happy 27th Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!

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Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:

Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.

All of that may be asking too much, though, so perhaps readers should simply pool their money and buy Khloe a bra. Seriously, she needs one.

Hi, Khloe Kardashian

Among other famous birthdays today: Ed Westwick turns 24, Drake Bell turns 25 and Tobey Maguire turns 36.

But this post is all about Khloe. Send in your best wishes to her now and enjoy the following montage in her honor:

Kardashians Kover
Khlomar Action
Hiding A Bump?
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Khloe Kardashian Biography

Khloe Kardashian in Soho
Khloe Kardashian is only famous for being the sister of Kim Kardashian. She stars, along with the rest of this stupidly-named family, on... More »
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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.

Khloe Kardashian

They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.

Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]