Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:
Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.
All of that may be asking too much, though, so perhaps readers should simply pool their money and buy Khloe a bra. Seriously, she needs one.
Among other famous birthdays today: Ed Westwick turns 24, Drake Bell turns 25 and Tobey Maguire turns 36.
But this post is all about Khloe. Send in your best wishes to her now and enjoy the following montage in her honor: