Bristol Palin Memoir Dish: Levi Johnston is a "Gnat"; Virginity Lost While Drunk

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Bristol Palin reveals in her new memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far (yes, Bristol Palin has a memoir), that Levi Johnston is a "gnat."

One who tapped that piece while she was drunk.

The 20-year-old single mom says, in an excerpt from the book, that "the gnat named Levi Johnston is constantly spreading false accusations against our family."

He's also a self-involved slacker, apparently.

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Bristol Palin says that Levi, the father of her two-year-old son Tripp, "cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates."

We assume that's a lot.

Speaking of Tripp, he was conceived on a camping trip upon which Bristol got drunk for the first time - on wine coolers. When she woke up the next morning in her tent, alone, Bristol had no recollection of what happened.

Somewhere, Sarah Palin is gritting her teeth.

Meanwhile, Levi was "talking with his friends on the other side of the canvas." Sounds like a cheap one-night stand ... but they hit it again.

While the couple agreed not to have sex again until they were married, they continued to do so. Bristol, who insists she was taking birth control pills prescribed "to treat menstrual cramps" at the time, soon discovered she was pregnant.

Levi Johnston's alleged reaction to the pregnancy?

"Better be a (bleeping) boy," he reportedly said.

As luck would have it, it (bleeping) was!

Suffice it to say, if these teases are any indication, Johnston will not come off looking like a swell guy in the book, which hits stores next week.

Luckily, Levi's own memoir, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, is also due out this fall. Sharpen up those skates, baby.

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Look again at some of those Playgirl photos of our man Levi....that guy is definitely NOT a gnat.

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A few months ago,Bristol and Levi swore that they would No longer
trash each other through the media or in interviews. Now it appears that they are trying to 1 up the other in their continued verbal mud slinging accusations. Enuff Already!!

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Bristol, as a 57-year-old woman who was once married to an asshole that with whom I had TWO children, let me just say this to you.....STFU! You gave birth to a little gnatette that is going to see and hear all of this stuff. Give you little gnatette the courtesy of being able to make his own decision about his father. Shame on you that now he will know he was the result of careless, drunken debouchery. Your entire family AND you are just shameless fame whores.

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No matter what you think about her -- Levi is really just a gnat!

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Bristol looks just as big in person as she does on tv.I pray she doesn't continue to balloon like Chastity Bono.

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PANTS ON FIRE!!!

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With her face, along comes a New view of Romeo, Levi Johnston. After jilting Bristol and Tripp for the bright lights of Hollywood and Playgirl Magazine, Levi found out that he was Not star material. He reaches out to Bristol and just like that she finds herself engaged and on the cover of US Magazine professing her love and acceptance of marriage from Levi. Without even telling Mama Bear Sarah that she was going to marry "her gnat" she told everyone else and let Sarah find out on her own. Within a week of the US Magazine cover, she was on the cover of People claiming that Levi had lied to her, and wasn't the man that she thought he was, and the engagement was off. Bristol writing a memoir and including her puppy love disappointment in Levi is about as smart as moving to Arizona and trying on a brand New face!!

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Geez Bristol. You sound like a whiny little kid who likes to blame everyone but herself for her mistakes. The descisions you made and what resulted and yours, not just his, and you need to own up to them and start acting like an adult. If you think pointing your finger and avoiding the blame will get people on your side you are sadly mistaken. Take ownership of your actions and stop heaping the blame on everyone else but yourself.

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Regardless if the guy is a jerk or not, he's the father of your son and no one forced you to have sex with the guy. You were a willing participant, and even though intoxicated, that was underage drinking. Bristol is as much to blame for the sex and the pregnancy, she should be embarassed for picking such a jerk to procreate with.

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Keep it classy Bristol

Bristol Palin Quotes

Teenagers need to prevent pregnancy to begin with -- this isn't ideal. But I'm fortunate to have a supportive family, which is dealing with this together.

Bristol Palin

Tripp is so perfectly precious; we love him with all our hearts. I can't imagine life without him now.

Bristol Palin