Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The Secret Wedding!

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Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning a secret wedding in France? No. Chance.

Still, why let facts stand in the way of a great cover story? In Touch isn't about to.

Then again, they've got a nice red ribbon claiming It's Official. Maybe we're just being cynical ... or his publicist is the one getting married in France.

Secret Wedding!

You have to love the bullet points, each of which can be explained away. Angelina's stunning attire and Brad's vow are not necessarily wedding related.

The surprising celeb guest? That could be anyone at any event.

While they treat each other like life partners and their non-married status always provides for good speculation, we feel confident saying three things:

  1. Angelina Jolie will continue to help refugees however she can.
  2. Brad looks the part of Billy Beane in the Moneyball trailer.
  3. They will remain unwed when their European trip ends.
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u are meant for each other , i feel that angelina really love brat and brat is very lucky to have angelina , the two of u deserve to be happy , god bless

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Their children want them to get married

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@yak yak yak Because they understand that most marriages fail, staying legally single is a very smart move when you're rich like them. All their assets are protected that way. No points for it being romantic, but look at how long celeb marriages last, or any marriage for that matter. its way smarter and a lot less hurtful emotionally and financially. If it doesn't work out, each is free to go with dignity in tact

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They're not married because they won't get married until everyone can get married; i.e. gay people. That's what I heard.

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It would be nice if they actually did marry. I don't know why they are so afraid of marriage when they are already in a committed relationship. What's the big deal or hold not to be married? PS- does In-Touch Weekly report on anything remotely honest, besides just showing photo's of celebrities all dolled up?