Angelina Jolie an Anorexic Heroin Addict, Tabloid Claims; Brad Pitt & Jen Aniston Reunite!

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The tabloids are off the proverbial hook this week.

Based on this Star cover story, not only is the celebrity news rag making up stories, they're also doctoring photos, superimposing Angelina Jolie's cranium onto what appears to be a skeleton as "evidence" of her "relapse."

Of course, in tiny print atop the ANOREXIA & HEROIN RELAPSE proclamation are the words "new fears of." Someone's worried about this ... somewhere. Basically, just enough of a loophole to avoid a giant lawsuit. Score!

  • Angelina Jolie: Heroin Addict!
  • What an Emotional Reunion

With Ange looking like that, no wonder Brad's seeking Jen's counsel!

So much for all that marriage talk. Brangelina appears to be on the cusp of unraveling altogether, from the looks of these (entirely made up) reports.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston may be dating Justin Theroux, but he may not want to get comfortable, 'cause Brad's making a move on his ex! Again!

Clever work with the separate photos of Brad and Jen on the phone, In Touch. That totally means they're talking to each other. Bring on the Pulitzer!

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i'm gr8 fan of angelina jolie...i love uuuuuuu babe

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Come on, Angie. Eat Steak and Lobster, and get on a thread mill, like normal hollywood stars.

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Poor Angie the whore who stole Jennifer's husband. You anorexic heroin addict.

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SO what if Angelina is younger then Jen. Both women have been played by Brad.Brad should have been man enough to do the right thing.Leave Jen before hooking up with Angelina.Both women have been talked about and i mean talked about. Why does Brat not have anything said about him?They talk about Angelina and how mean and crazy she is. About Jen and how pitiful she is and hurt. What about the man that caused all this crap?What he is nice looking and a great actor so he gets a pat on the back.

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BEING SKINNY IS ONE THING BUT LOOKING LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE DOES NOW.. IS ANOTHER. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DISEASE, CALL IT ANOREXIA, OR DRUGS, BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HER.. WHO KNOWS MAYBE SHE REALLY TAKES LOTS OF DIET PILLS.. BUT FUCK NO! THAT;S NOT SKINNY THAT IS FUCKED UP

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i percieved angelina been skinny. she miss her mother long time since ovary cancer. she was the closure mom is best fiend she ever had it.. angelina do not have many friends cuz she hot.... they worried take there man.. that difficult.. she very lucky have brad pitt in her love of life of rescued.. if i were her,, if my mom die for sure i will be skinny as fuck. cause, i do not have many friend of girl was snub... my mom was my only closure personal life issued. i am glad my mom stilling lived that i need her.. that is how who we are. if they snub hate hottest women, so quit be jealousy is not love. be friend them and u will regret.. think about what jesus would do?

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she was natural skinny of who she was. when she getting older became less. think about jesus was perfect! jesus just walking alot, eat bread, wine. who known.. if a person have underwieght lost ten pound that make u stronger and energy. that true, i have done experienced. i was weight 90 and height 5'1 . i was climbing the van on top as fast as i can.. that is energy balance. it is like kung fu. well that alli have to said.

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I like to party, not look articles up olnnie. You made it happen.

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I love Angelina Jolie but there is no doubt that she has anorexia. I didn't ant to face it and keep standing up for her against the allegations but i can no longer ignore that she is sick. It makes me so sad and I fear for her life if she keeps this up. I don't know what I'd do if she died, and she is getting to the point where so is dangerously skinny. I really hope she gets help for it, but anorexia is one of the most difficult illnesses to treat and has a high fatality rate. She has had a very emotionally turbulent life, I just hopes that she realizes that she needs to stay healthy and alive for her kids. She is probably bulimic too, they usually go hand and hand. Anorexia is more about control than weight. It starts off with wanting to be attractive but then it grows out of hand and becomes a method of having control over something in your life. We love you Angelina please get help! Do it for you children.

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I rather get Jolie body than Salma Hayek or Scarlett Johannsen body. Those body are heavy like women akready got four,five kids. Eww... Later when they get older they will look super big. Bet?

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