Angelina Jolie an Anorexic Heroin Addict, Tabloid Claims; Brad Pitt & Jen Aniston Reunite!
by Free Britney at .The tabloids are off the proverbial hook this week.
Based on this Star cover story, not only is the celebrity news rag making up stories, they're also doctoring photos, superimposing Angelina Jolie's cranium onto what appears to be a skeleton as "evidence" of her "relapse."
Of course, in tiny print atop the ANOREXIA & HEROIN RELAPSE proclamation are the words "new fears of." Someone's worried about this ... somewhere. Basically, just enough of a loophole to avoid a giant lawsuit. Score!
With Ange looking like that, no wonder Brad's seeking Jen's counsel!
So much for all that marriage talk. Brangelina appears to be on the cusp of unraveling altogether, from the looks of these (entirely made up) reports.
Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston may be dating Justin Theroux, but he may not want to get comfortable, 'cause Brad's making a move on his ex! Again!
Clever work with the separate photos of Brad and Jen on the phone, In Touch. That totally means they're talking to each other. Bring on the Pulitzer!
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Comments (44 Total)
i'm gr8 fan of angelina jolie...i love uuuuuuu babe
Come on, Angie. Eat Steak and Lobster, and get on a thread mill, like normal hollywood stars.
Poor Angie the whore who stole Jennifer's husband. You anorexic heroin addict.
SO what if Angelina is younger then Jen. Both women have been played by Brad.Brad should have been man enough to do the right thing.Leave Jen before hooking up with Angelina.Both women have been talked about and i mean talked about. Why does Brat not have anything said about him?They talk about Angelina and how mean and crazy she is. About Jen and how pitiful she is and hurt. What about the man that caused all this crap?What he is nice looking and a great actor so he gets a pat on the back.
BEING SKINNY IS ONE THING BUT LOOKING LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE DOES NOW.. IS ANOTHER. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DISEASE, CALL IT ANOREXIA, OR DRUGS, BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HER.. WHO KNOWS MAYBE SHE REALLY TAKES LOTS OF DIET PILLS.. BUT FUCK NO! THAT;S NOT SKINNY THAT IS FUCKED UP