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"better drink up now Michelle, it's going to be a long couple days with these white people" -Obama
" Amen, I'll drink to that! -Michelle

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Let's all drink to my phony birth certificate. I wish Trump was here to taste this!

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Michelle I can see your reflection in my glass , either spit or swallow

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Michelle thinking...."I wonder how mcuh longer the photo op is, I need to spit this out!!! Calories, calories, calories"

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I was hoping for my mana's milk but I guess this will have to do

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Both: "I thought this was beer!? I can't wait to spit this pudding out."

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" Hmm, who do you think you are, president or somethin? Just because you can raise your glass higher? Soon Hillary and I will show who's really boss!

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Obama thought: these idiots don't even have a clue that osama bin laden is my cousin and I helped disguised him we call Him Jack now.

Michelle thought: if only Obama knew that having Jacks guest bedroom close to our bedroom isn't going to work anymore, I don't want to get caught riding dirty

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Obama: I've fooled everyone in this world, even you people...
Michelle: cheers to us and our lies....

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They all keep talking about the HEAD what do they call it here The Gents right.



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