The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Mask Has Two Faces ...

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It's just Jill. It's just Ramona. It's just the housewives at their bitchy best.

At the launch party for her new wine, Ramona can't stop screeching at Jill. Jill walking away does nothing to halt her tirade. Ramona can't seem to stop herself.

Perhaps she needs to drink a little more of her own wine or more than likely, she's had way to much of it. 

Ramona Singer: Crazy Eyes!

Earlier, Ramona has a photo shoot. She feels her picture needs to grace the cover of her products. I'm shocked.

Ramona playing model is always downright frightening. Her "sexy eyes" are just plain creepy. Then an assistant tells her she looks like a young Pamela Anderson.

Wow. How much money do you have to pay to get that much sucking up.

Ramona appears more drunk with every scene and a wine glass is never far from her hand. 

When Luann corners her to ask pertinent questions about where and how her wine is made, Ramona just stares dumbly back at her. Ramona doesn't care about the details. She just wants to drink her wine and put her name on the label.

I'm surprised she doesn't have her face etched on their too. Considering the amount she consumes, it looks like she'll keep herself in business for a long time.

Cindy says that everyone seems to resign themselves to accepting Ramona for who she is. "What, a psychopath?" There's certainly no love lost there after last week's disastrous luncheon.

Cindy and Jill find the time to hang out. Jill admires the kids while Cindy laments over her loss of sleep. Apparently the nannies make too much noise when they get up with the kids at night. Nice life.

Dr. Jill Zarin

But nothing could beat Sonja. She bemoans her financial hardships while a woman does her makeup and her stylist enters the room. Not to mention her man servant who gets her tea but she doesn't pay him.

He's a friend's son whom she allows to live with her to work on his English while he waits on Sonja hand and foot.

Sonja's gala masquerade ball was more of a tiny cocktail party set in a vault. Jill not only calls the party "unimportant" but also tells Alex about the bruise on Sonja's ass.

How does she know about that? Well, Sonja somehow forgot the panties for her much too short costume. When she bent over she gave her party guests a show I'm sure they'll want to forget.

"I feel like an idiot." Sonja cries. Well honey, if the description fits… Maybe she had a little too much of Ramona's wine.

There should be a warning label on that stuff that consuming it causes stupidity. These ladies certainly don't need the help.

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Ramona is an alcoholic. She needs to get off the air and check into rehab. Someday when she looks back at these shows she will be mortified. If anyone cares about her, they need to make her stop.

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Luanne shut your mouth. You are the biggest gossip of all the housewives. Give it up you have no class.

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I can't believe people aren't commenting on Alex. Does anyone know the definition of psycphant? The woman blows everything Jill has ever said totally out of proportion, so that she can gain some publicity, and conflicting story line with the show's top character. We all know that she is a schemer and so is her homosexually denied husband. They will do anything to be a greater part in the show. How sick was her "break down when Jill appeared at Ramona's Holiday House?". Alex Iyou are parasitic and I am ashamed of the part you played (schemed) in demolishing a true friendship between Jill and Betheny.
Jill don't change a thing you are a genuinely wonderful person and you were betrayed and sabotaged by a bunch of woman who feel so bad about their own lives they have to attack someone who has the greatest success.

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somebody please send Ramona to rehab..she has a prob with the drink...she is a total crazy with a glass in her hand. She attacks people, freaks out, has panick attacks, wow she is off her rocker. okay Sonja get it together your high horse has been cut down to size my dear..wake up. Jill, LouAnn, Alex, love ya and Cindy you have move class than most.

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Ramona is a freak! Those eyes of hers are just plain scary and her alcoholic rampages are over the top! The NY wives make ALL of the Jersey wives look like June Cleaver, well maybe except for Danielle.

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I LOVE Ramona. I think Alex and she are the only two women on the show who seem to have a lick of sense. That Sonja has proven she has little or no class - just absurd to think $$$ can buy said. Jill and Kelly and LuAnn certainly make a great team. They deserve each other. jmo

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New Yorker's used to be known for at least 2 things, class and intelligence. These women possess neither, so then you would think that they possess looks...NOPE! Old battle-axes acting like they are pretty, or superior, or interesting. But I guess the therapy of the show does hold true that if you watch people who are in a worse place than you are, then you feel better. I'll consider it free shrinking! Oy!!

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VERY FUNNY WRITE UP-AND SO TRUE!
CYNTHIA'S COMMENT-JUST GREAT!!!!
THIS SHOW WON'T LAST MUCH LONGER IN MY OPINION.
IT REALLY HAS BECOME AN AWFUL HOUR OF ARGUING AND RIPPING ONE ANOTHER APART. VIEWERS MAY WANT DRAMA, BUT THIS BECOMES OLD AND OVER THE TOP!
I SERIOUSLY THINK RAMONA IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND WHETHER OR NOT THAT'S A NEW CONDITION OVER THE PAST YR, SHE'S AN EMOTIONAL TRAIN WRECK! SONJA COMPLAINING ABOUT FINANCES AND THEN HAVING MEN SERVANTS IS TOO FUNNY! HER FORGETTING HER UNDER-GARMENT WAS PROBABLY THE WORST VIEW WE'VE EVER GOTTEN OF SOMEONE'S TUSH!
THE JILL/RAMONA ARGUING IS TO A POINT THAT IT'S A TOTAL TURN-OFF.
YES, CINDY...REMAIN POOR AND HAPPY! I'D TAKE THE SAME ROUTE!

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I've always thought Ramona had a personality disorder of some sort, but now it is very apparent that she is also an alcoholic.

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SONJA REALLY YOU FORGOT, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE, YOU ALSO LOOK REALLY OLD AND THE COSTUME IS NOT CUTE, RAMONA IS A BITCH, HER EYES ARE REALLY WEIRD AND YOU ARE NOT PRETTY AT ALL. CINDY YOU SEEM REALLY SMART, BUT BEING AROUND THOSE WOMEN IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU AT ALL AND LASTLY KELLY YOU ARE LOOKING REALLY OLD, I THINK JILL IS THE ONLY ONE THAT KEEPS HERSELF LOOKING GOOD