Tabloid Proclaims: Kate Middleton Can't Get Pregnant OR Adopt!

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This is a new one.

As the royal wedding excitement dissipates, you knew it'd only be a matter of time before people began speculating when Kate Middleton will get pregnant.

Well, apparently In Touch Weekly, claiming remarkably intimate knowledge of Kate Middleton's reproductive system, has answered that already: NEVER!

Kate's Baby Heartbreak!

BARREN? Tabloids make celebs pregnant a lot (see Aniston, Jen). But this is the first time we can recall a celebrity being made infertile. Seems kinda wrong, no?

A "royal doctor" supposedly spilled the beans. Can you imagine ANY doctor actually telling a celebrity news (term used loosely) magazine such information?

They wouldn't if they expected to practice medicine again. If this were true about Kate, it would be clear who knew, and that person would be disbarred.

Still, give ITW credit for making up original nonsense at least. They even covered the adoption fallback, too. Apparently Will and Kate can't do that either!

Rough news, three weeks into a marriage. Looks like it's on Pippa Middleton and/or Prince Harry to provide grandchildren for their respective families.

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aww to bad for her if it is true dat she cant have a baby but aleast i can.

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kate- Be very possitive- in your thinking- and hhave very strong faith to withstand all kinds of obstacles ahead of you-having gotten married- you will be pregnant. is too early. Above all- nothing wrong with you. This rumor is "Unfair." "IGNORE"

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Kate- lovely- Take your psalm and pray psalm 23- the Lord is My sheppard- "You will Never lack' Ok. You will have "Children" As many as you and husband want ok. "ignore."
Please relax so that you can be calm and "No stress." If you worry which they want you to- then you can't "Relax and calm." You got the "Scheme" "To make you "Depressed' And so "You won't relax. "Ignore and "Have fun."
You will be pregnant- 100%. They are lying- "YOU ARE YOUNG."
this is a scheme- is not real- want to distract you- "FOCUS- pay no mind to fools Happy Mother "kate." You children are on the way. Wish Happy married life and Many many Children. Denounce the "enemies." They lie. Goodluck

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Stupid! Not true! Bull!

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This is not true !

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The big news is that they HAD to get married. Mr. Middleton held a shotgun to the Prince's head until he proposed because KATE was pregnant.
This story makes as much sense as the "news" that is in print ...to sell your papers/online space.
Get real. This is a nice young couple who are in love and need you to leave them alone...Do you want this marriage to be ruined like the other royals? The press does not give celebs a chance to Kiss and Make-up when they make mistakes in their marriages. You just keep hounding away. If Kate or William end up like his mother, no one will ever forgive you hounds.

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oooh jeeez they just got married! Then if she was prregnant they would say she got pregnant before the wedding.

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surrogate*

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Cant they have a segregate mom or something