In news that would only be less shocking if she were wasted at the time, Snooki plowed into a police car in Italy today and was taken into custody.
Sources tell TMZ that alcohol actually did not play a role in the incident, as the Jersey Shore star simply crashed into the back of the patrol car, ending up with her vehicle stuck between the cop's ride and a highway protection wall.
JWoww was a passenger had to escape through the window. Snooki was taken to the local police station, but not formally arrested.
Dear Italy: We really are sorry.