What about us?!
That's basically what Star is saying by recycling its old standby, Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie with the hired help. This BS has been their bread and butter for years - then Arnold Schwarzenegger has to go and actually do it!
This magazine alleges that Angelina caught him red-handed with the “young, sexy, Jen look-alike” nanny. Of course she looks like Jennifer Aniston. Nice touch.
Angie’s revenge? Insisting on only hiring “hunky bodyguards.” That'll teach him!!!
Snooze. Perhaps if they hadn't run this exact story 10-15 times in recent memory, it would come as more of a shock to us. Eh, no, it still probably wouldn't.
Brad's been caught so many times at this point, it's pretty miraculous they're still together. He's got to be reaching double-digit affairs, according to Star.