Lindsay Lohan: I'm Clean ... For Life!

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No booze, no drugs, no shoplifting, no court dates. Never, ever again.

That's what Lindsay Lohan claims is her plan for life, telling friends she's not just serious about cleaning up her act short-term, but for good. No exceptions.

Please, try to stifle your laughter at least a little bit ...

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Sources close to Lindsay hilariously say the actress had an epiphany after her recent sentencing and is completely at peace with the judge's decision.

Lindsay is staying positive about community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class and serving jail time under house arrest - the works.

Lohan's required to stay sober during her probation - which ends after she completes 480 hours of community service - or she faces consequences.

However, people close to Lindsay say she's committed to sobriety for the long haul and that the train wreck has learned her lesson once and for all.

Anyone buying it? Tell us: Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean?

 

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And why do her breasts hang so low on her chest. She's not that old and they're not that big.

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Yet she thought the judge was being harder on her because she's a celebrity. Grow up Lindsay.

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She thinks that's going to be a get out of jail free statement?
Everybody that believes that stand on their heads. More lies from the same mouth. Throw her ASS in jail for a few years--they
would mine if I stole a $2500.00 necklace no questions asked. Now she thinks she can get away with ANYTHING.....and you know
what....I do too!

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DAMN, I NEVER DID GET TO PARTY WITH HER..............OH WELL UNLESS SHE MOVES OUT OF HOLLYWOOD SHE WILL BE BACK!!!!! CALL ME LINDSEY!!!!

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I HOPE AND THINK SHE IS FOR REAL. I WISH HER GOOD LUCK. SUBSTANCE ABUSE ISN'T A JOKE. GIVE HER A LITTLE CREDIT AND UNDERSTANDING. EVERYBODY DESERVES A SHOT AT SOBRIETY.

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that's hard to say...since im saying anything at all i want to at least try and be fair...i don't much like rich-bitch muthafukkas anyways and that includes doctors and politicians...not everyone is a piece of shit and sum people who are kinda both can really change... i hope she learns to stay away from people that get her in trouble...i hope she learns to stay out of places where she's gonna be tempted...imma pretty severe addict so i devout time to the church insted of going to bars or staying at home and chugging beers (or whutever). BULLOCK is a workahoic...i don't much like Sandra Bullock but staying focuse on sumthing that isn't drinking keeps her from fukking up like she was before her "WEEKENDS" peese

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L has taken all her antics as jokes because she was allowed to! every single time she was caught breaking the law the judge & everybody else ignored this young girls screams for "help"!! including her sorry ass parents! & whos gonna pay? possibly with her LIFE Lindsey! somebody n her life better stand up & tell her NO w love b4 its to damn late!

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she can stay clean for life, she just needs the encouragement and motivation that you guys aren't giving her. She's obviously trying, and that's awesome. She's such a talented actress, and we'd all love to see her back on her feet again. (Like, actually ACTING!)

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I find it very diificult to believe that Ms. Lohan will ever face and resolve her problems unless she is forced to take responsibilty for them.

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After having her life turned upside down by her problems and weakness's I believe she will have learned how to live her life rightside up.I predict She will recieve an Oscar nomination in a year or two.