Katie Holmes: Totally (Not) Pregnant!

Katie Holmes is totally pregnant. And by totally, we mean not at all.

Who are we kidding here. We don't expect celebrity gossip magazine OK! to let facts get in the way of a good cover, but this isn't even semi-believable.

There’s a special glow emanating from Katie lately, the story says, and it’s not a great tan or some Scientological aura. It's from ... not being stick thin.

They claim it's a baby bump, but really, all this cover is based on is an unflattering shot of Katie a Barneys New York in L.A. on May 6. Check it out:

Katie Holmes is showing ... signs of not being anorexic.

Katie’s rep denies that she’s expecting, probably because she's not. But they delayed the announcement of her pregnancy with Suri, too, so hey, who knows!

At least claiming Holmes is pregnant and ecstatic isn't likely to get the magazine sued, unlike Star, which recently defamed Katie by calling her a drug addict.

Whatever the reason, OK! is going all out insisting this is true.

“She said she’s finally past the morning sickness phase,” an insider says, saying that Tom Cruise's wife “was talking a mile a minute. She’s so excited.”