This is so tragic.
Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.
We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.
In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!