Arnold Schwarzenegger holds a special place in the heart and groin of Gigi Goyette.
In an interview with Extra, the alleged mistress says she first met the ex-Governor when she was 16; they reunited a decade later when Goyette worked at a fitness convention in Ohio. An affair soon broke out, as Goyette and Schwarzenegger started doing it at the same hotel where Maria Shriver was staying with the latter's three children.
"It's pretty much the first time I had sex with anybody in my life," Gigi says of the bodily fluid exchange.
How would Goyette describe the disgraced politician?
"He has this overpowering way with women that you get weak... Arnold is a very physical and sexual man, with a voracious appetite that likes a lot of physical attention."
She also issued an apology to Shriver, which ought to be accepted on the spot.
After all, who can't forgive someone who sleeps with her husband and then opens up about it on an entertainment news program?