Huge Porn Stash Found in Osama Bin Laden's Compound

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Just because he enjoyed murdering innocent people and favored taking the planet back to barbaric, 7th Century fundamentalist rule doesn't mean Osama Bin Laden didn't like some of the finer things about modern Western Civilization.

Dude had a huge porn stash up in his Pakistan hideout!

A stash of pornography was found among the trove of evidence seized from bin Laden's Abbottabad compound by U.S. Navy SEALs, ABC News reports.

No word if Osama preferred girl-on-girl or anything in particular.

This wasn't just a closet dabbler, either. The existence of the pornography stash has been described as "huge" by U.S. officials who reportedly discovered it.

The material was found in a box in bin Laden's bedroom and included "electronically recorded videos." Hey, beats the heck out of Osama's home movies.

The discovery of the pornographic videos is just the latest in a steady stream of intel gleaned from the SEALs during the mission that killed bin Laden.

From invaluable intelligence on al Qaeda operations to embarrassing personal revelations about the 9/11 mastermind, there's all kinds of crap in there.

Some classified, some just NC-17.

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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?!"

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What's more disgusting, a photo of Bin Jackin' with his medulla oblongata oozing out of his eyeball or the thought of him whacking off his filthy unwashed dxxk to porn? One of his favorite tapes must have been John Wayne Bobbitt's infamous porn flic, 'cause Osama bin Whackin' was really into "beheading!"

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Can we see the birth certificate one more time? This story is just a piece of wasteful airtime .We don't need to watch porn we need to watch the video where Bin Laden gets blown away.If it's ok to watch 911 victims jump to their deaths off the twin towers and watch airplanes full of school children going to Disneyland crash into the towers and explode into a ball if flames, then we should be able to watch the video of Bin Laden getting shot and his brains hang out of his left eye socket. These stupid little airtime filler stories are keeping the real truth from coming out .We probably won't see the graphic Bin Laden video until election time.

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No way! They found porn!! Did they find bubble gum too???

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I wonder what Allah thinks about this...:)

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UMMM just wondering isn't porn against Islamic beliefs.... especially those of Fundamentalists (which oddly enough are NOT AT ALL what the Koran says if you bother to read it...)

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Not worth a comment!!

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that is sooooo nasty!

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wonder were they wearing the burqaa in the videos

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Looks like porn is universal. LOL. I'd be curious to know if it was American porn.