Celebrity Judgment Day / May 21 Plans: Revealed!

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Is May 21 the end of the world? An increasing number of people have heard this rumor and with the clock ticking down to doomsday, the buzz is off the book!

It all started when Harold Camping, a Christian radio host with Family Radio, began espousing the idea that the end of the world will take place tomorrow.

How did Camping arrive at May 21, 2011 exactly? He determined it based on elaborate calculations dating back to the flood that only Noah's Ark rode out.

He made a similar prediction back in 1994, but no matter.

Anyway, THG asked some stars what their plans were for the rapture. We got a variety of responses, some more surprising than others. A few notable ones:

Saint Angelina

Angelina Jolie: Adopt as many poor, orphaned children as possible beforehand.

Kim Kardashian: Shilling for limited edition Armageddon version of Quiktrim.

Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga: Planning the greatest farewell concert EVER!!!!!

Charlie Sheen: Fall off the wagon. Hey, why bother at this point, right?

Kirk Cameron: Delivering a big fat "I told you so" to Stephen Hawking.

Lindsay Lohan: Looking for anyone to blame for this calamity but herself.

Miley Cyrus: Pretty sure she'll be alright, given her deep Christian roots.

Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis: Feeling like they've seen this before ...

Taylor Swift: Writing a catchy song about her relationship with Earth ending.

Ryan Seacrest: Hosting as many END OF DAYS: LIVE! events as he can.

Tom Cruise: Steadfast in belief that Xenu will bail him out somehow.

Britney Spears: [Is heavily medicated and blissfully unaware of any of this]

Octomom: Breathing a sigh of relief that her financial woes are over at least.

Katy Perry: Patting herself on the back for making "E.T" her final single.

Sarah Palin: Spewing folksy, charming, vapid nonsense no one understands.

President Barack Obama: [Is still crafting overly complex, nuanced response]

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Lameting how the heck he couldn't manage to keep this whole mistress / love child thing under wraps for just like five more days ...

Tiger Woods: Taking a few swings out on the range, icing his bad knee, then bustin' out the champagne, cocktail waitresses and mother f*%kin' condoms!

Donald Trump: Planning a press conference to claim credit for preventing the world from ending, should the calculation somehow be off by a few millennia.

NOTE: These are all made up. Can you think of any we should have put on the list? Leave comments below and if they make the grade, we'll add them!

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