Andy Dick Sued For Grinding Junk Into Dude's Head

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Andy Dick is being sued allegedly grinding his genitals into a guy's head during his comedy routine. This allegedly took place in Texas in December.

Robert Tucker says he attended Dick's comedy show and wasn't at all amused about what Dick did as he left the stage to interact with the audience.

According to Tucker's lawsuit, he asked Dick for an autograph. First mistake.

Fresh off his arrest for disorderly conduct, Andy didn't need this.

Instead of obliging, Dick (dressed like a woman at the time for reasons unknown, yet that make perfect sense) brought a bar stool alongside the fan.

"Andy Dick then took control of Plaintiff's head with his left hand and pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand," the suit alleges, then gets worse.

"Exposing the fact that he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt, Dick then, while still controlling Plaintiff's head with his hand, forced his genitals against the left side of Plaintiff's face. Plaintiff immediately pulled away."

Tucker is suing Dick and his reps for offensive physical contact, infliction of emotional distress, and defamation of conduct. The real crime here, though?

This guy attended an Andy Dick show AND wanted an autograph. We're not saying he deserved Dick in his grill, but he wasn't a passerby on the street ...

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Well, maybe it was all just a big misunderstanding. After all, he asked for his John Hancock and in this case that would have meant his "Dick!"

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People still pay to see Andy Dick? Thats pretty disgusting. Don't think the guy will get a huge payday out of it but YUCK! Guy must want to scrub his head with bleach. WTF was Andy Dick thinking? Not funny.

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