A Garden State toddler named Jesse is depressed. Why? He's been told he can't be Governor of New Jersey. Because he is "too small" no less.
This clip, posted last month on YouTube, features the sobbing kid lamenting that "everyone" tells him his political aspirations won't be realized.
It's enough to make you break down in your car seat ...
Amusingly, actual New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie got wind of this and responded on Twitter, mocking his own weight problem in the process:
"Don’t worry Jesse, people gave plenty of reasons why I couldn't be Governor of New Jersey, though being too small wasn't one of them."