Kate: Would you be pissed off if my period came on tonight
Will: Dont worry, this red attire would blend into it well
Kate: "Will dear, would this by a good time to tell you you're going bold!?"
William: "Kate dear, would this be a good time to tell you I made up with your sister at the Bachelor Party!?"
Kate- William I love you dear however if you continue to age like your father I am jumping ship
England will have her day, we have the night
"William, I can assure you, the fashion police are going to issue a fat citation to Beatrice for wearing THE most ridiculous looking hat!"
Kate: "Will, I told you every time I see you in that uniform; it makes me horney."
William: "Now Kate Dear...we're going to be in public."
Kate: "Don't be a prude Will Dear. I'm gonna lick your face! The crowd will love it!"
There once was a Prince from Nantucket.....
Who do YOU think has the strangest hat??!! Too bad Elton dressed so traditionally...
Kate: (Winking w/right eye) I am so worried for Victoria (Beckham)! With her high shoes and her huge baby belly, I'm afraid her hat may be the last straw to pull her over. I hope that sqiggly thing on it doesn't came off and break her water or poke someones eye out!
Will: "We should have included an "unacceptable hat guide" in the invitations...What was my Cousin thinking wearing all of those holes on her hat and I can't get near the only one I want ALL DAY!"
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