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Move out my way with those stabbing pajama pants! You ain't stopping me I'm Chris brown now move fool

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One word, bro, just one word about broken glass or "her" and your ass is gonna end up in the hoop!

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Do blondes REALLY have more fun?

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(Based on where Brown is lookin and his expression) Yo, man, my "ball" is bigger but that thing is like radioactive! Oh, I forgot. I don't know big words...just little ones like f**k, bee-yotch, ho, punch, slap, bruise...

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I'm about to dunk on yo' Jolly Rancher colored pants wearin' Quddus lookin' tail!!! LOL

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They see my ballin', they hatin', i ain't hittin' they're just tryin' catch me right and dirty.

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Me? Ballin? Hell man, I want the whole package!

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Maaan, if I could just reach his junk, I could take 'em down...it's tough to get to cuz it's even smaller than mine and that's just sad but see how he's coverin it???

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...a little Ninja move to the crotch and shazam! Who's gonna stop ME? Nobody! I'm Chris-effin-Brown! (My thought bubble: Somebody should take your cocky, lip syncin-ass down. Grow up...)

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Ya man, grabbin his junk is workin - see how he's cavin??!!



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