Move out my way with those stabbing pajama pants! You ain't stopping me I'm Chris brown now move fool
One word, bro, just one word about broken glass or "her" and your ass is gonna end up in the hoop!
Do blondes REALLY have more fun?
(Based on where Brown is lookin and his expression) Yo, man, my "ball" is bigger but that thing is like radioactive! Oh, I forgot. I don't know big words...just little ones like f**k, bee-yotch, ho, punch, slap, bruise...
I'm about to dunk on yo' Jolly Rancher colored pants wearin' Quddus lookin' tail!!! LOL
They see my ballin', they hatin', i ain't hittin' they're just tryin' catch me right and dirty.
Me? Ballin? Hell man, I want the whole package!
Maaan, if I could just reach his junk, I could take 'em down...it's tough to get to cuz it's even smaller than mine and that's just sad but see how he's coverin it???
...a little Ninja move to the crotch and shazam! Who's gonna stop ME? Nobody! I'm Chris-effin-Brown! (My thought bubble: Somebody should take your cocky, lip syncin-ass down. Grow up...)
Ya man, grabbin his junk is workin - see how he's cavin??!!
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