THG Caption Contest: Chris Brown Ballin'

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

From his Good Morning America meltdown to his controversial visit to Dancing With the Stars, Chris Brown sure has been in the news a lot lately.

Here, he's blowing off some steam in a more constructive manner. What was the star thinking/saying on the basketball court? You tell us!

All you do is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday. Best of luck to everyone ...

Chris Brown BALLING
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Move out my way with those stabbing pajama pants! You ain't stopping me I'm Chris brown now move fool

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One word, bro, just one word about broken glass or "her" and your ass is gonna end up in the hoop!

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Do blondes REALLY have more fun?

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(Based on where Brown is lookin and his expression) Yo, man, my "ball" is bigger but that thing is like radioactive! Oh, I forgot. I don't know big words...just little ones like f**k, bee-yotch, ho, punch, slap, bruise...

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I'm about to dunk on yo' Jolly Rancher colored pants wearin' Quddus lookin' tail!!! LOL

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They see my ballin', they hatin', i ain't hittin' they're just tryin' catch me right and dirty.

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Me? Ballin? Hell man, I want the whole package!

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Maaan, if I could just reach his junk, I could take 'em down...it's tough to get to cuz it's even smaller than mine and that's just sad but see how he's coverin it???

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...a little Ninja move to the crotch and shazam! Who's gonna stop ME? Nobody! I'm Chris-effin-Brown! (My thought bubble: Somebody should take your cocky, lip syncin-ass down. Grow up...)

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Ya man, grabbin his junk is workin - see how he's cavin??!!

Chris Brown Biography

Chris Brown Tattoo Chris Brown was born in 1989, which means he couldn't even buy beer when he first broke onto the scene. But man, this R&B singer... More »
Born
Birthplace
Tappahannock, Virginia
Full Name
Christopher Maurice Brown
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