The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: March Madness For Wackadoos!

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It's all about ME.

That's the theme as Sonja takes center stage. So, the Marriage Equality of New York (MENY) march asks Sonja to be the Grand Marshall? Is she really that big of a draw?

I mean I know I'm not their target audience but still, Sonja's a gay icon?

Oh, and in case you missed it, it's Sonja Morgan's special day. 

Alex Glares at Sonja

It's a scary, scary world when Kelly Bensimon is the voice of reason.

The ladies (and Simon) make fools of themselves. The wedding gowns look ridiculous as Luann's keeps popping open, Sonja wears a toga inspired number (perhaps this was her goddess impression) and Alex looks absurd as she bickers with everyone in her veil.

How could Sonja not let Simon speak? It's about gay marriage. Poor Simon wore his sequin rainbow tux. He took the jacket out of the closet. He'd like his opportunity now. "I like my men," says Simon. Yes, Simon. We never really questioned it.

Jill shows up sans wedding dress but she did bring her little dog for backup. As Alex tries to tell her all about the injustice done to Simon, Jill tears into Alex about last week's fight.

Not actually listening to anything Alex is saying Jill cries out, "Stop picking on me!" Maybe it's the voices in her head. Perhaps she borrowed them from Kelly.

And finally Sonja, the lone voice for marriage equality makes her way to the stage and gets to say something that's on her mind. Shockingly, we find out there isn't much there.

As this episode revolves around Sonja, we soon move on to her art gala. Her good friend Brian is painting her portrait. Upon seeing the sketches Sonja focuses on getting a virtual breast lift. "I'm sure you've noticed their kind of perkier." Looks like she's seeing something Brian isn't.

Let Him Speak!

Then it's the big unveiling. Brian removes the sheet and…oh. Time to break out the polite smiles. So, Sonja thinks Brian adores her. I'm not seeing it.

My head is still spinning from Sonja and Alex's fight. Neither one can SHUT UP! Sounds like Sonja was intimidated by Simon's rainbow jacket and Alex had to defend her husband's honor. 

For once I agree with Luann. What was Alex wearing? Some sort of S & M bondage get up? When Alex was walking down the street talking on her cell phone I was afraid she was going to get propositioned…or arrested.

Cindy barely graced the screen and the rest of the ladies were all bit players in the Sonja / Alex saga. But the line of the night still goes to Ramona as she explains why she didn't invite Kelly to sit at her table. "Let's face it. She can be a wackadoo." 

Thankfully this show doesn't lack for wackadoos. Isn't that why we watch?

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these women and ridiculous. they are so into themselves and think only about self promotion, maybe because Bethanny has been so successful & she did promote herself when she was on this show too. BUT these women are not as talented. Most of them are rich because of marriage. Married or not now, they are not talented enough for TV. They are getting alittle boring. I'm getting sick of Kelley's stupidity, Sonja is too self absorbed, Jill's meaness, Ramona's crazyiness, Alex just trying to make in a world she doesn't belong, & Cindy (who can't see to breath without her mouth closing--it is ALWAYS open even when she isn't talking) is a mean girl that doesn't have any interesting going on. B...O.....R......I........N...........G..!

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alex and simon should have taken their anger out to the organizers instead of sonja..it was the organizers of the gay event who allowed sonja to be the only one of the hw to speak after giving the ok and to simon and alex previously..you should no longer support this group alex and simon

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By the way, did kelly have her own children? From the clips of her in bikinis her body didn't have room for babys. She is the phony of all phonies. She is talking to her kids from scary island and is speaking very loudly that if they do or say anything about her kids she will claw their eyes out. Wow that is one threat that should have been the one that puts her in the looney bin. She is a threat to anyone and to herself and she never listens when her children talk to her. She is probably the most addled parent on the planet. And you are right to feel challenged by everything she says. By the way, almost all of the blogs about the housewives that require giving them you life and limb comments for a stinky comment What is this? It not like I am disrespectful of the queen of england. Does anyone ever comment on this? Totally stupid.

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By the way, did kelly have her own children? From the clips of her in bikinis her body didn't have room for babys. She is the phony of all phonies. She is talking to her kids from scary island and is speaking very loudly that if they do or say anything about her kids she will claw their eyes out. Wow that is one threat that should have been the one that puts her in the looney bin. She is a threat to anyone and to herself and she never listens when her children talk to her. She is probably the most addled parent on the planet. And you are right to feel challenged by everything she says.

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kelly, sometimes im at a loss for words when it comes to you...do you ever hear yourself, really hear yourself...?you sound like elmer fudd from the cartoons.... im just wondering.. were you born this way or were you dropped on your head as a baby.....! you are 1 french fry short of a happy meal, dear..! is there any grey matter in the little brain of yours?.... nothing you say, ever makes sense.. come down to planet earth....!

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Sonja is a conceded -self centered bitch. She tries to make herself look like she is innocent and everyone else is at fault. She and Camille are made of the same cloth. I hate people like that. It’s all about them.

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Jill s still a b***h she will never change... and alex makes the most gly faces she needs to just shut up. Al she does is repeat, repeat.. jill needs to take back everything she said about changing being nice. She worse this season then last.. sojna should jump. Off the bridge. She. Thinks she's all that ad in reality she's the town t***p.

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do alex and simon have sex?

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So, when Alex finally got to say his speech, it sounded like he he married Alex so he could stay in the country and if he could have married a male "Alex" and stay in the country, he would have!

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Just heard a rumor Camille Grammer may join NYC that would be so great she can really help the show