if only he would've fallen and broke his neck.... I'm so disappointed...

The idiot who wrote this story should no longer be permitted to write publicly. To state that Heidi Montag, whose husband has been severely injured, has a body that is 68 percent non-organic. What a jerkoff to make a remark like that. You went for humor and failed miserably.

Damn it was hoping to be true!! Fucking asshole!!

if this is an april fools joke is a pretty sick one dont u think

Not only is this guy a complete idiot, but so is everyone who actually believes that this actually happened. In case anyone has forgotten, today is April Fools Day! Coincidence? I think not.