Really, Star? That's the best you can come up with?
What could Jesse James possibly have done to betray Sandra Bullock this time? It's been over a year since his cheating scandal ruined their marriage, but if nothing else, he's moved on. Jesse's even engaged to Kat Von D!
According to the cover below, he blames her for his cheating ...
Jesse James cheated on Sandra! In March 2010!
Pretty sure there were no devastating secrets revealed in the past week.
If anything, Jesse James loathes himself. Doesn't make what he did right, but he feels bad about it and would just as soon move forward, not rehash this.
Just saying. Combined with their legally-mandated apology to Katie Holmes, this was not the tabloid's best week. Step it up, Star. You're letting us down.