Troubled alleged felon Lindsay Lohan continues to hit the bar scene and CAUSE a scene, but girl swears she's not drinking, so get that through your heads.
Her latest mishap came when she hit the deck outside the Motor City Bar Wednesday. It was an incident that Lindsay insists was not motivated by boozing.
She tells TMZ flat-out, "I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!"
Can't you people see she's totally fine and healthy?!
Seriously, people. How can you have the audacity to even think for even a second that Lindsay Lohan falling on the street outside a bar implies she's drinking?!
She adds: "I was with my brother, sister and friends. They're trying to make something out of nothing. Just because I'm out doesn't mean I'm drinking."
Everybody clear on that? This non-stop partying does not mean any alcohol was consumed by a known addict who's been to rehab countless times.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]