Tom Lippolis is doing everything he can to tarnish JWoww's reputation.
First, he relentlessly tried to hawk pics of JWoww nude, only to be turned aside by a court order. Now he's accusing the Jersey Shore star of attacking him.
Not a kind of standard, run-of-the-mill attack like when she beats down Sammi in Seaside Heights, either. He's talking drunken knife-fight style!
Tom alleges that on March 6, 2010, J-Woww got furious at him for taking a picture with a girl, and the argument escalated quickly and violently.
“Jenni was screaming really hateful remarks,” he says. “She told me, ‘You’re a jerk and you’re an a**hole!’ We were screaming at each other.”
From there, Tom says that JWoww - who's now dating Roger Williams - grabbed a “short steak knife,” and she STABBED him in the arm!
He alleges that after he cleaned himself up, he ran into JWoww once more, only to have the large-breasted one come after him again!
“Jenni was holding the knife, with blood dripping off of it, in one hand and swinging a fireplace poker at me with the other," he recalls.
"I still have a hole in my elbow from where she impaled me.”
Tom says when he returned from the hospital, J-Woww didn’t even apologize. As for why he didn't call the cops after this alleged attack?
“She basically told me that I made her do it," he claims. "I should've gone to the police, but I wanted to guard her for some odd reason."
"I didn’t want to get her in trouble.”
Anybody believe Tom Lippolis' claims?
Don't get us wrong, JWoww coming at him with a red hot poker is something we can picture, but it seems far-fetched that it really happened.