Charlie Sheen in Detroit: An Absolute Disaster

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Charlie Sheen kicked off his tour in Detroit tonight, and, the actor got violently torpedoed with boos from a crowd that left before the deranged act was finished.

The show started approximately 20 minutes late, as a random comedian came out and told jokes that made Two and a Half Men seem funny. A sample: "Shouldn’t they call the defibrillator a difibra-now?”

Movie clips then played around 9 p.m., two goddesses made out on stage and Sheen finally appeared. He stood behind a podium and said to the crowd: “I am finally here to identify and train the Vatican assassin locked inside each and every one of you.”

That was pretty much the highlight of the evening.

Witnesses at the event said Sheen rambled on incoherently, at one point saying: "They took my awesome children... They took my sometimes bitchin job… And when they thought there was nothing left, they tried to take my titanium heart and brain and spine. But they could not.”

The audience grew restless, boos began to reign down and that's when the actor took to mocking those in attendance.

"I figured Detroit was a good place to tell some crack stories," he said. "I don’t do crack anymore, but this is a good f-cking night to do some crack.”

Many more boos ensued. Reports confirm people began to walk out around this time, to which Sheen taunted: “You paid your hard-earned money without knowing what this show was about.”

Around 10:20, the track Sheen recorded with Snoop Dogg was played. But Sheen had already left the stage and the rapper was nowhere in sight. Said one fan to Entertainment Weekly, after traveling from Toronto for the show:

“He’s making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world? He’ll be [begging] Chuck Lorre for his job back by the end of the week.”

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What was he so unhappy about, that's what I couldn't figure out, guess about the lectures. Show was sort of about his life but the writers knew how to make it entertaining (now see difference). I remember the "Will and Grace" comedy show, a very clever comedy. Actors went on strike for more money and producers got fed up with the anger and they being mad behavior, actors didn't write the show.

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ARE WE SITTNG BACK AND WATCHING THIS MAN SELF DESTRUCT HIMSELF? THIS IS JUST AMAZING SOMEONE HASNT STEPPED IN TO HELP THIS POOR SICK MAN. HE HAS CHILDREN FOR GODS SAKE!!!!! SOMEONE HAS THE POWER TO STOP THIS!!!!!!!! WHETHER IT BE HIS FAMILY OR HIS FRIENDS!!!! STOP TRING TO MAKE MONEY OFF HIM AND HELP HIM.

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Why pay your hard earned money to see such a low life. It's time for him to pack it in. BYE CHARLIE!!!!!

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I used to love Charlie Sheen but now he just makes me sick! I can't even watch him without feeling like vomiting. I can't believe that his family and friends can't stop this crazy bafoonery -- Very, Very Sad -- Somebody Please Help Him!!

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I woke up at 5am today and this was THE BEST NEWS I could have read!! Charlie bombing at his own show!! #WINNING!!! I can't wait for him to cancel all his shows or show up and get boo'd at every appearance he makes!! He fails either way (but still keeps the $$$- his only motivator besides crack cocaine) Chicago supposedly tonight and thats my city..... so we shall see how Chi-town deals with Charlie. Hopefully they will repeat Detroits show!! BOOO BOOO BOOOO CHARLIE SHEEN BOOO BOOOO BOOOO WE HATE YOU CHARLIE SHEEN!!!! TAKE YOUR SCANKKS AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE TO HIDE AND SMOKE CRACK!!

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@Boonie. Shut your stinking self righteous pie hole. What are you doing to change the world other than running your mouth in s forum of people who dont care what you have to say.

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Exactly WHY DID WE buy a ticket for this show?? Collectively, I see that all of us SETTLED for not knowing what we were buying, and then we have the audacity to BLAME, be ANGRY, and eventually become the VICTIM!!.
Sadly, that is so turning into The American Way. (Look at Wall Street, our American Auto Makers, even our wars.) It’s called Irresponsibility. It’s also called Burying our Emotions.
Be Authentic… and answer the original question “Why specifically did you want to be at that show?� What non-alcohol addiction were you looking to feed? What non-cocaine excitement were you looking to fuel? In my opinion,The TV show was such a success because it mirrors our own dysfunction, lack of values, and self-respect. Are we really all that different from Charlie Sheen?
If you really like and/or care about him, encourage him to talk On Tour about authentic anger, pain, judgment, and loss. That way, we’ll all be WINNING… and we’ll all be releasing addiction.

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Signed off on Charlie weeks ago. The signs were there that any body
who was looking for an entertainment show from Charlie Sheen was looking to be disappointed. If you just had to be there to see it for yourself, well who else can you blame but yourself for being there?? This was a classic case of "Whatcha see is Whatcha get."

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An anal sex show with Bree Olson would have gotten things back on track.

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen
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