Charlie Sheen & Bree Olson: Split, But Still Close

A goddess no more, Bree Olson still considers herself a friend of Charlie Sheen.

The off-the-rails actor's porn star sidekick dumped him via text recently, bidding farewell to his Torpedo of Truth tour and their unusual lifestyle together.

But a rep for Olson says they're still communicating with no hard feelings: "Things change sometimes," the rep says: "They are split but remain close."

Bree Olson, left, has left Charlie Sheen. And Natty Kenly.

As for whether she really ended things with the actor as he relayed to a live audience, Olson's rep says: "I don't think the text message is accurate."

Who knows anymore (or at all). E! News reported last week that Bree Olson (real name Rachel Oberlin) was just taking a temporary leave of absence.

She was expected back at Sober Valley Lodge next month. No longer.

Will they reconcile? Will she trash him in a tell-all book and embark on a porn tour of some kind? Will the reduction in goddesses mean the courts are more likely to award Sheen custody of his sons instead of Brooke Mueller?

All we can do is stay tuned and shake our heads in amazement.