Britney Spears: NOT Expecting Baby #3!

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Britney Spears is pregnant for a third time.

So Life & Style would have you believe, anyway. We'd chalk this up to a giant April Fool's hoax, but L&S reports such things every other week.

No way is Britney Spears pregnant. She's just now emerging from an 18-month hiatus, performing and mixing cocktails with the best of 'em.

She's also not married to Jason Trawick, and has her hands full with Sean and Jayden. No way she's having another kid while unmarried.

Baby Drama Alert!

More like non-baby drama. One lie and two non-stories! Crazy!

Britney's made some mistakes in her past, yes, but she's pulled it together well now, and is so micromanaged that there's simply no way this is true. None.

At least the Kim Zolciak-NeNe Leakes portion of this magazine expose is more or less accurate. Not interesting to say the least, but more or less accurate.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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