Barack Obama Birth Certificate Released; Donald Trump Immediately Takes Credit

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The White House has released Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate.

The document proves that Barack Obama was born in ... East Africa! Barack Sr., that is. Lo and behold, Barack Hussein Obama II, the 44th President of the United States of America, was in fact born in Hawaii, which has been established for years.

Anyway, now you know. Again. Donald Trump says you can thank him, too!

Barack Obama Birth Certificate

Obama directed the White House to release the certificate because the Commander In Chief didn't believe the distraction was good for the country.

Of course, the conspiracy theorists will probably still not cease, asking why it took so long, claiming that it's obviously fake for various reasons, etc.

Real estate mogul and possible 2012 challenger Donald Trump, who's stoked the flames of this "birther" controversy for weeks, had this to say:

"I'm very proud of myself," he says, adding, "We have to see if it's real."

The Apprentice star said, "Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish."

"I want to look at it, but I hope it's true so that we can get on to much more important matters ... he should have done it a long time ago."

Trump says of the document, "We have to look at it, we have to see. Is it real? Is it proper? What's on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully."

"I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue," he said of his bread and butter.

What say you? Is President Obama a natural-born citizen?


These guys are turning our country into a joke. Maybe I'll move to China.


mother fucking god... donald trump is an asshole for asking proof and taunting obama... i am surprised obama didnt give donald the finger and move the fuck on!!!
he is wasting energy on all this bull crap... the best to do it would have been when donald runs for presidency and THEN show it and say "STFU".. i am not american, but isnt it enough that obama is a citizen of USA??




such a big deal geesh leave the president alone and worry about all the other things the goverment need to worry about rather than wasting time and $ on looking up the president birth certificate


Oh please this is a bunch of bull. Have our last presidents been hounded about their birth certificates? No they haven't despite the fact that it's beyond obvious that various ancestors weren't born in the United States. It's a a non issue mad to be out more than it really is by a bunch of people looking for more and more reasons to discredit the President. Am I saying that I'm all that happy with the way things are being ran - hell no! But come one this shit is getting old. How many interviews do we have to watch or analysts to we have to hear running off at the month about this crap? How many times will he be referred to as Mr. Obama instead of President Obama in the same respectful fashion that every president before him including the suck ass ones where afforded? Beyond being yet another pat on the back Donal Trump can give himself for doing not a damn thing this entire story is a bunch of crock. Donald needs to go sit down and reevaluate his hair line.


As P.T. Barnum used to say "there's a birther born every minute."

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