Barack Obama Birth Certificate Released; Donald Trump Immediately Takes Credit

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The White House has released Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate.

The document proves that Barack Obama was born in ... East Africa! Barack Sr., that is. Lo and behold, Barack Hussein Obama II, the 44th President of the United States of America, was in fact born in Hawaii, which has been established for years.

Anyway, now you know. Again. Donald Trump says you can thank him, too!

Barack Obama Birth Certificate

Obama directed the White House to release the certificate because the Commander In Chief didn't believe the distraction was good for the country.

Of course, the conspiracy theorists will probably still not cease, asking why it took so long, claiming that it's obviously fake for various reasons, etc.

Real estate mogul and possible 2012 challenger Donald Trump, who's stoked the flames of this "birther" controversy for weeks, had this to say:

"I'm very proud of myself," he says, adding, "We have to see if it's real."

The Apprentice star said, "Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish."

"I want to look at it, but I hope it's true so that we can get on to much more important matters ... he should have done it a long time ago."

Trump says of the document, "We have to look at it, we have to see. Is it real? Is it proper? What's on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully."

"I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue," he said of his bread and butter.

What say you? Is President Obama a natural-born citizen?


There has never been a more obvious or a more pathetic example of how money doesn't buy class.


thats so crazy i would have showed him notthing


Donald Trump wouldn't know a real political issue if it came and landed on his head. Oops! Is that his real hair? Let's make him prove it. I think you need to at least look real before running for President of the United States of America.


Donald Trump is Sarah Palin in a suit. There is dodo in all of their faces today. He got some nerve to say he had a part in this revelation today. Money can't buy you class. He wants to be the most powerful man the world and it is eating him and many others that Obama is. What a sad day in the USA. God does not like ugly and this is a whole bunch of ugly and more coming from these people. Jelousy is rotten to the bone.


Trump is a bundle of waste. He is arrogant, racist human! Leave obama alone and go figure out what's wrong wt ur head n heart!


as if by making the president publicize his bc wil make him the next president trump is old trush a loser,a big one


Trump is Now looking for the opportunity to change the Name of The White House to Trump's White House!!


Oh geeze, we (at least those of us with at least 1 brain cell working) have known this for years. Obama was born here, there is no big conspiracy spaning 40+ yrs to fake that just on the chance he became president someday. Get over it and move on people!
Funny though that before the campagins began for 2008 it was McCains birthplace, not Obamas that was brought up in the Senate. They thought it may have been a problem that McCain was not born in the US. It was nit-picky and dumb because his parents were US military and he was born on base but it was still brought up and everyone (Obama included) dismissed it as a non issue. If there had been one tiny thing then to suggest in any tiny but real way that Obama was not a true citizen it would have come up then and would have been investigated to the hilt. There was not then and has not been since any kind of real belief that he is not a citizen. Except in the minds of a few wack jobs.


who give a shit i don't vote and i don't care doesn't matter where he comes from


Donald Trump's ego has truly no boundaries. He doesn't care who he hurts to get his ratings. He really is a true businessman, and really, that's all he's got (so why not milk it..) Barack Obama has been so dignified through all this, and I wonder if his patience will eventually run out. I'm kinda hoping it would and he'd finally give this ass a piece of his mind.

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