THG Week in Review: March 5-11, 2011

Welcome to THG's Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made this week the most memorable in ... weeks!

Please follow THG on Twitter and Facebook! Now, a rundown of the week in gossip. Much like last week, there was Charlie Sheen and then everything else:

Charlie Sheen: Free at Last!

• It was inevitable. Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men.
• It was also inevitable that this wouldn't shut down Sheen's Korner.
• The deranged actor filed a $100 million lawsuit against the trolls ...
• ... just before his home was raided by police last night. Obviously.

• After four years together, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are broken up.
• Lindsay Lohan may be hurt by her probation record. But she looks good.
• After her recent arrest ... it looks like Christina Aguilera is still a mess.
• Chris Brown is done apologizing for what happened with Rihanna.
• But he's not done taking nude photos of himself apparently.

Miley Cyrus Takes on Paparazzi

• Miley Cyrus tells the paparazzi to step off! More than once!
• Mel Gibson will plead no contest to battery but avoid jail.
• Lady Gaga has severed ties with Target over a donation.
• Kim Kardashian got kalled out in hilarious fashion.
• Justin Bieber was trapped in a hotel. Like for real.

The Bachelor: Emily or Chantal?

• Who will Brad choose? The Bachelor spoilers (and video above) hint at ...
• ... we'll find out Monday. In other news, Jersey Shore is a Guido Circus.
• American Idol bid farewell to its first finalist of the 2011 season.
• Michaele Salahi is unfortunately still around, causing trouble.
• The Britney Spears sexual harassment case continues, too.