Charlie : Want to see if we can hook up later? Female: Depends on if you can pull a jeanie from that bottle cause you're all washed up!

Loser one says to loser two -Who's in the closet honey?

His goddess says, Oh Charlie, I am just so happy with you. Everytime I look at you I smile, even when you are just drinking. Charlie is thinking, who am I here with. I am so thristy from all the drugs, no that's not right. I'm thristy because of the sun and the earth, the seas, the fish and Alaska !Winners! Winners! Winners!

You're a train-wreck idiot, but keep showering me with gifts and I am all yours.

You're right, it is a different twist on a ventriloquist act. But at this point, I don't think the talking while drinking trick is going to make you sound any better.