THG Caption Contest: Charlie Sheen Loses It!

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Welcome to THG's Caption Contest ... powered by Tiger Blood!

Charlie Sheen may be unemployed and melting down before our eyes, but the man's not going down without a fight. In fact, he's prepared for war.

What are he and one of his goddesses thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win!

We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Go to town and good luck ...

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Charlie : Want to see if we can hook up later? Female: Depends on if you can pull a jeanie from that bottle cause you're all washed up!

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Loser one says to loser two -Who's in the closet honey?

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His goddess says, Oh Charlie, I am just so happy with you. Everytime I look at you I smile, even when you are just drinking.
Charlie is thinking, who am I here with. I am so thristy from all the drugs, no that's not right. I'm thristy because of the sun and the earth, the seas, the fish and Alaska !Winners! Winners! Winners!

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You're a train-wreck idiot, but keep showering me with gifts and I am all yours.

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You're right, it is a different twist on a ventriloquist act. But at this point, I don't think the talking while drinking trick is going to make you sound any better.

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Charlie: Thank god we got them to go back to the original formula for coke, you know, the one that has cocaine in it... just for Sober Valley Ranch!!!
Goddess: Come on, Tiger, you winner, I need my fix too. Hey, do you think it would work faster if we snort it?

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"They think its coke.. Dumb asses". "Huh? Oh yeah hehe"

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Charlie:I'm getting my drink on........I ain't got no job and i ain't got s... to do!!!!!

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(Charlie) Coke, numbs your mouth! Oh wait! CUT! I meant quenches your thirst! (Goddess) charlie, you arent on set your just kissin up to the coke ppk hoping theyll hook us up

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen