Faced with questions and Tweets about her participation in an Usher sex tape, Tameka Foster has responded today with the same basic answer over and over:
I had intercourse with my husband. Shoot me!
"NEWSFLASH!! BREAKING NEWS! GUESS WHAT??!!" Foster wrote this morning. "I have copulated w/my husband! O_O. Why is this news again?? #ConfusedTweet. End of discussion."
The news, of course, is that Foster and Usher copulated... and filmed said copulation... and somehow left the footage on a computer they placed inside a car. That's the story, at least.
Based on the aggressive way in which Tameka is acknowledging the video, many will claim she is the one behind its (inevitable) leak.
"I cant stress over what I cant change," she Tweeted this afternoon. "Hey I was married, happily. So theres a chance that we might…Its silly 'news' 2 me."
But it's still news. And this is the first time anyone has thought about Tameka Foster in years. Let the conspiracy theories begin.