Sheen's Korner, Episode Four: Sit Back and Rejoice...

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Charlie Sheen unleashed on Jon Cryer yesterday. But that was just the beginning of this mad man's rant against those he believes have wronged him.

In the fourth installment of Sheen's Korner, the actor takes aim at his enemies, most notably, of course, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre. He tells viewers to "sit back and rejoice, for the Malibu Messiah" is before us.

"Hi ya Chuck-E-Cheese ball," Sheen says in the video below. "Where ya hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women?

"Think of me often loser during your most quiet moments... Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog shit? The fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?"

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Wow, Really, So sad to watch this man, so erratic & mentally disturbed. Please get help, if not for yourself, for your children.... Also, Please, Please, stop wearing the Cincinnati Reds apparel, Cincinnati has enough problems, we don't need to be tied to you, in any way!!!


Stay oout of drugs dude, really look bad...good luck


Charlie, you are really making me sick to my stomach. I think anyone who is drunk or drugged out is a pathetic human being. You do not make sense in anything you are saying. People think you are crazy!!! You cannot see this because the drugs have fried your brain. If you really truly love your children, get help immediately.


Charlie,you really think you are doing the right thing? Take a look at the members of your family and friends you are hurting and embarrassing. I feel bad for them....not for you. Suck it up and admit your failure and move on and do the right thing for crying out loud. You let down millions of people. Now its time to take up ownership and fix your mess. You owe it to your kids,family,friends,fans, but mainly you owe it to yourself. Good luck. P.S. Do yourself a favor... get rid of the whores... they are part of your CANCER!


Charlie, you are frightening me. This is getting very scary. The anger and hatered that is coming out is beyond belief. We need someone to do a 5150 on him. It may not work but it is worth a try. I do not believe in enableing but he seems to be a danger to himself and others.


Charlie you are hilarious. You have proven you are more forgivable then Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise. All men wanted to be you and all women wanted to be with you but now you are using words too big for them. You audience reads at a grade 6 level. Try a new character. The Academy awaits.


ummm well at least hes looking a little healthier..maybe he took a bath but lordy ive always loved him as an actor and we all have our nervous breakdowns some just more extreme than others..anyway i hope he gets the help or self help he needs and hear me now NO ONE CAN REPLACE CHARLIE ON 2 AND A HALF MEN YOUR SHOW IS OVER WITHOUT CHARIE


dude...please dont disrespect the faith by calling yourself a warlock..u are far from it.Get your life in order,you are not a GOd because u have a successful tv show...get some need it.


He has lost his freakin mind. Its sad. He needs help asap. If his family cares about him they will have him committed before he hurts himself or somebody else. He has lost all sense of reality!!!